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95% positive of 808 · Overwhelmingly Positive · Live from Steam
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Sandbox with a vampire priest in the leading role. Destroy shatanists and turn the devil's village into an oasis of christianism.
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Review score: 95% on 2026-11-01 → 95% today (808 reviews)
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Does not work on Steam Deck. Results from Valve's own testing.
Every build released on Steam for this game since we started tracking it, with the developer's patch notes. Updated within minutes of each new build.
We did it again. A patch that will blow your heads out of your boots. A lot of improvements, a lot of bugs, a lot of everything in its right place. In its right place. A lemon. Finally, it works. Now it's your turn, guys. You got this game for free, show us yo…
No time to joke. We're patching Priest Simulator, so Heavy Duty is inevitably backfired. This time we managed to: correct the differences between subtitles and dubbing in the pl version, correct the differences between subtitles and dubbing in the eng version,…
We found out there is issue with audio language setting not applying correctly - we are working on permanent fix for this issue but here is workaround for the current (0.3.0) version of the game on steam: 1. Set desired audio language. 2. Set text language to …
Greetings, comrades. https://clan.fastly.steamstatic.com/images/35280558/9760652e58f128f59776eef46c2b84e66f99236b.jpg As the year draws to a close, here’s a quick rundown. Before you tune out, let me present the agenda—maybe one of the topics will catch your i…
Greetings, comrades. https://clan.fastly.steamstatic.com/images/35280558/9760652e58f128f59776eef46c2b84e66f99236b.jpg As the year draws to a close, here’s a quick rundown. Before you tune out, let me present the agenda—maybe one of the topics will catch your i…
We've thanked you a few times already, but there's no such thing as too many thank-yous. So here it is again: thank you for being part of, let’s not kid ourselves, the most important adventure of our professional lives. It’s still a bit too early for a proper …
https://clan.akamai.steamstatic.com/images/35280558/018f95ce907640b9908293a04e519225667d171e.png Yello. Didn't want to spam you with some demo, after all it's just demo, and you deserve it all... But decided to change my mind. Better late than never. It just h…
https://clan.akamai.steamstatic.com/images/35280558/ceb64974e6fa73e6364dff3e6ff1a9025e58a0ee.png Hello, a short summary of what's going on here, because apparently you're worried about us. At least the more sensitive ones. Priest Simulator: Vampire Show is wai…
https://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/35280558/43d05b3131376209970462d45f9caa1040b309d1.png Hi, I'd like to make a statement ːmarryː. Well, there is a sale going on. You can buy the entire set of our first three paid games for a…
https://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/35280558/a63f0bdf83f4b065dff3e4a7079225083200fa98.png Hello, fanatics. I would like to announce that we are working on a bridge between Priest Simulator and Booze Master. This means that as …
Dear beloved, we have sad news for you. Unfortunately, the premiere of Priest Simulator will not be postponed. Today we've entered Early Asses, which means that we are still swimming in swimming sleeves. We are constantly working on the game. We'll fix anythin…
https://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/35280558/1eadb2c73587b2e041c1c5f2b72d3dcfd1a467d6.jpg 🐍Priest Simulator is coming to Early Access. It's a mockumentary FPS with Ponglish voice over. A fever dream sandbox, that will cringe …
Yo. There are still some things to tweak, BUT I am sending you the biggest update in history of San de Ville. The characters got faces. The Orlok looks a bit like Waluigi, but should take that as a compliment. There are no placeholder masks anymore, and Nostra…
https://cdn.cloudflare.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/35280558/a857e579f5c88742772dab2aa805dff6b4ac1d85.png Nine images express more than a thousand algorithms. We would like to thank our Skynet fans for the submitted works. https://hugging…
https://cdn.cloudflare.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/35280558/a857e579f5c88742772dab2aa805dff6b4ac1d85.png Nine paintings are worth more than a thousand algorithms. Thank you, our Skynet supporters, for sending these beautiful fanarts. htt…
https://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/35280558/f304f88aba6a582910ee32b4a1b25d51d448aa6c.jpg Hey, thanks for following. There are 400 sick people in the party now. We've made a poster for you in the French New Wave style. Nostram…
Here comes another one. This game is soooo ugly, we're proud as f. Interesting fact: this guy's head will be completely different in Priest Simulator. We came to the conclusion that this mask looks like a placeholder. However, now as I'm typing, I think maybe …
Good, very good, MateuszF960. Thanks for showing this beautiful screenshot. We're putting it on our page. Pity it's in Polish, but maybe no one will notice. If you have any suggestions how to attract more players, share them with us ːneonsmileː. _________ SPAM…
Yelllllo. I'm just looking at our Steam page. Half a year ago it seemed quite ok. Today I think we may be losing potential vampire priests because of the quality of the screenshots. We'll swap them with fresh ones, possibly with those you post publicly. So if …
https://cdn.cloudflare.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/35280558/e8278acf8f0eab9ce3abdc930106c3ec1539a432.jpg Yello. https://youtu.be/zoYdCEzf8YM As promised, with the last day of every month I post a video with Q&A. I'm on a short vacation, …