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Metal as Phuk is a Mature, Turn-Based, Crude Comedy RPG that has one goal and one goal only: To Make You Laugh! Play as Chael, the last Paladin of the Metal Order, as he embarks on his journey to stop The Dark Bards before they can summon A'Marthius, a MONSTROUS Demon D-Bag!
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Review score: 95% on 2026-11-01 → 95% today (236 reviews)
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Metal as Phuk and Chronicles of Quiver Dick are currently on sale for 50% off, OR you can pick up the ENTIRE bundle of comedy adventures for a VERY low price directly from this link! https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Terrible_Metal_as_Phuk_Deporte…
Metal as Phuk is currently on sale for 60% off, OR you can pick up the ENTIRE bundle of comedy adventures for a VERY low price directly from this link! https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Terrible_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Tale_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dic…
I'm pleased to announce that the newest title, Quiver Dick's Epic Book of Fairy Fails is coming soon to Steam! Be sure to check it out and wishlist it for notifications when it's released! https://store.steampowered.com/app/1091370/Quiver_Dicks_Epic_Book_of_Fa…
12 hours left until the 6 Game Vulgar Comedy RPG Bundle Sale ends! Less than $10 gets you: Metal as Phuk The Chronicles of Quiver Dick Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible Children Damned Daniel Deported: Drain the…
Hello everyone! I just wanted to thank you all for your continued support! All 6 of our games in the bundle have had overwhelming feedback and we truly appreciate each and every one of you! Our bundle is currently on sale here: https://store.steampowered.com/b…
Hello everyone! Crankage Games is pleased to announce that we've released Deported: Drain the Swamp on Google Play! We plan to release Deported 2: Build That Wall very shortly, and then we'll be porting over our other games as well! Thank you all SO very much …
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