How many people are playing Please, Don’t Touch Anything right now?

7 people are playing Please, Don’t Touch Anything on Steam right now, making it the 3434th most played game on Steam. In the last 24 hours it peaked at 14 players. The number updates every few minutes.

What is Please, Don’t Touch Anything's all-time peak player count?

Please, Don’t Touch Anything's highest concurrent player count on Steam is 921, reached in June 2015.

Is Please, Don’t Touch Anything good? What do Steam reviews say?

88% of 5,014 Steam user reviews are positive (Very Positive).

How much does Please, Don’t Touch Anything cost on Steam?

Please, Don’t Touch Anything costs $4.99 on Steam (US).

Does Please, Don’t Touch Anything work on Steam Deck?

Please, Don’t Touch Anything is Verified for Steam Deck, according to Valve's Steam Deck compatibility check.

Please, Don’t Touch Anything

by Four Quarters · published by ForwardXP · Released Mar 26, 2015

Steam Deck VerifiedLinux & Deck: Gold

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Players now

#3,434

▲ 16.7%vs 24h ago · updates every minute

Review score

88% positive

Very Positive5,014 reviews

Owners (est.)200K–500K

24h peak

Highest seen921

Jun 201511.4 years ago

Price on Steam

$4.99

Lowest ever $4.99 Nov 2026

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Players +16.7% in the last 24 hoursUpdated 01:03 UTC · tracking since 2015-03-01

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88% positive of 5,014 · Very Positive · Live from Steam

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Steam Deck

Works great on Steam Deck. Results from Valve's own testing.

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✓Default controller config fully functional
✓Interface text is legible
✓Default configuration is performant

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Patches & builds

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Aug 7, 2026, 2:36 PM UTC
Build 24615369the current build when we started tracking147 MB on Windows

Patch notes

Aug 7, 2026
PatchSmall Patch - August 7th
Today we've released a small bug fix update based on issues reported to us via the forums and customer support. F7 key no longer deletes your achievements (This was accidentally left in for QA. Sorry!) When waiting for your friend to come back - the dialog no …
Sep 26, 2025
PatchQuick Fix - Sept 26
Another day, another quick fix! This update is for Windows, Mac, and Linux. Thank you to MoolyChaos and Marceline for finding this one. - Fixed: Rare race condition where the Blood timer disappears after beating the Alien mini game Thanks, ForwardXP
Sep 24, 2025
PatchMinor Update - Windows / Mac / Linux
Hey Friends! We’re happy that so many of you came to hang out with us at the office, and none of you messed with our machines (right?). A round of fixes for Windows and Mac (Thank you all who reported bugs, and feature suggestions). As well as an update for th…
Jul 29, 2025
PatchPlease, Don't Touch Anything 2025 Refresh Update
Please, Don't Touch Anything 2025 Refresh UpdateWow! It's been 9 years since the last update to Please, Don't Touch Anything on Steam. There's an entire generation of gamers who haven't taken a turn at solving the fiendishly mind-bending puzzles, and we wanted…
Dec 11, 2015
Patch3 NEW ENDINGS AVAILABLE NOW!
http://i.imgur.com/8AiY27x.png 3 new enigmas/endings are now available on Please, Don't Touch Anything. Are they going to blow that mind of yours? Yes, they are. Do you have to pay to get them? No, you don't. 3 new achievements have also been added with this u…
May 29, 2015
PatchUPDATE AVAILABLE NOW! 6 new endings + Mac OS support
http://i.imgur.com/DVnqS4K.png Screwdriver? Check. Hammer? Check. All set for some more wicked enigmas. Please note that some of the new endings are somehow connected to the "old" ones. You might find it useful to delete your save and start the game over. The …

Other news (13)

Dec 7, 2016
PDTA 3D is out now!
PDTA 3D is out now! Can you figure out the five new endings? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4cH68fw4c8&feature=youtu.be You can also find PDTA on Android and iOS
Dec 7, 2016
PDTA 3D is out now!
PDTA 3D is out now! Can you figure out the five new endings? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4cH68fw4c8&feature=youtu.be You can also find PDTA on Android and iOS
May 28, 2016
Linux + SteamOS version now live!
Please, Don't Touch Anything is now compatible with Linux & SteamOS! To thank Linux owners for their infinite patience, the game is 50% OFF until Monday 30 May!
May 28, 2016
Linux + SteamOS version now live!
Please, Don't Touch Anything is now compatible with Linux & SteamOS! To thank Linux owners for their infinite patience, the game is 50% OFF until Monday 30 May!
Mar 18, 2016
Please, Don't Touch Anything coming to the Oculus Rift + Gear VR
https://media.giphy.com/media/EvgHwL8FPrOak/giphy.gif Who would have imagined that NOT pressing buttons could be this exciting? We're psyched to announce that Please, Don't Touch Anything is coming to the Oculus Rift and Gear VR real soon. Feast your eyes on t…
Mar 18, 2016
Please, Don't Touch Anything coming to the Oculus Rift + Gear VR
https://media.giphy.com/media/EvgHwL8FPrOak/giphy.gif Who would have imagined that NOT pressing buttons could be this exciting? We're psyched to announce that Please, Don't Touch Anything is coming to the Oculus Rift and Gear VR real soon. Feast your eyes on t…
Jan 29, 2016

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History

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Review score: 88% on 2026-11-01 → 88% today (5,014 reviews)

Nov 1, 2026Price$4.99

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DLC

1 item on Steam, newest first.

Please, Don't Touch Anything Soundtrack
$2.9989% positive

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Please, Don’t Touch Anything player count and quick facts

How many people are playing Please, Don’t Touch Anything right now?: 7 people are playing Please, Don’t Touch Anything on Steam right now, making it the 3434th most played game on Steam. In the last 24 hours it peaked at 14 players. The number updates every few minutes.
What is Please, Don’t Touch Anything's all-time peak player count?: Please, Don’t Touch Anything's highest concurrent player count on Steam is 921, reached in June 2015.
Is Please, Don’t Touch Anything good? What do Steam reviews say?: 88% of 5,014 Steam user reviews are positive (Very Positive).
How much does Please, Don’t Touch Anything cost on Steam?: Please, Don’t Touch Anything costs $4.99 on Steam (US).
Does Please, Don’t Touch Anything work on Steam Deck?: Please, Don’t Touch Anything is Verified for Steam Deck, according to Valve's Steam Deck compatibility check.