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50% positive of 2 · 2 user reviews · Live from Steam
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Boats N' Hoes is a combat game based around using boats as a player and hoes as a weapon type. Attack other boats with hoes and avoid their hoes to become the best, it's a hoe lot of fun!
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Review score: 50% on 2026-11-01 → 50% today (2 reviews)
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player boat now only turns when player input is active, no more uncontrollable spinning
angular drag added, boats now act more boaty
Fixed hoe selection save