Players now
0
newvs 24h ago · updates every minute
Last 7 days
Screenshots, achievements, specs, every price change and sale we've seen on Steam, and trading cards.
Loading from Steam…
Steam prices for United States (change the country in the top bar), and Steam keys from authorized stores.
Checking other stores…
Loading from Steam…
93% positive of 15 · Positive · Live from Steam
Loading reviews from Steam…
Me Smart Orc is a short Choose Your Own Adventure (CYOA) text game, set in the world of Panos. You play Lizzy, the flying lizard. Your master has tasked you with protecting Dunwart, a pain-in-the-butt apprentice mage who gets dumber every time he casts a spell. Good luck, you'll need it!
Live data from Steam, tracked by SteamPlayerBase.
Games we track that share the most Steam tags with this one.
No authorized Steam key store lists this game right now.
What changed on Steam for this game since we started following it: prices and sales, builds, name, release date and review score.
Review score: 93% on 2026-11-01 → 93% today (15 reviews)
No changes recorded yet.
Not tested by Valve yet. Results from Valve's own testing.
Valve hasn't published test details for this game.
Every build released on Steam for this game since we started tracking it, with the developer's patch notes. Updated within minutes of each new build.
That's right kids, you too can be a flying lizard! We're live on Steam now. And for Mac and Linux users, try it online at http://textadventures.co.uk/games/view/8vjkldeul0ackq-ve_nxfw/me-smart-orc The game is short, intentionally so. But it has some replayabil…
I'm happy to say that our short text adventure, 'Me Smart Orc', has passed testing and should be released right on time. It's a short game, consisting of a dozen or so rooms. However, the game options change based on how smart your orc is at any given time. Th…