How many people are playing Family Jewels right now?

0 people are playing Family Jewels on Steam right now. In the last 24 hours it peaked at 0 players. The number updates every few minutes.

What is Family Jewels's all-time peak player count?

The highest concurrent player count we've seen for Family Jewels on Steam since tracking began on Nov 1, 2026 is 0, reached in November 2026. We have no player history from before then, so its all-time peak may be higher.

Is Family Jewels good? What do Steam reviews say?

0% of 1 Steam user reviews are positive.

How much does Family Jewels cost on Steam?

Family Jewels costs $9.99 on Steam (US).

Family Jewels

by Michael McCartney · published by Blue Mana · Released Nov 20, 2017 · App ID 738730

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Review score

0% positive

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24h peak

Highest seen since tracking began Nov 1, 20260

Nov 20266 days ago

Price on Steam

$9.99

Lowest ever $9.99 Nov 2026

Owners (est.)0–20K

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Nov 17, 2017
Even for a game about kicking people in the junk, Family Jewels is odd
Family Jewels is a game about punting people in the pud. Good, clean fun. Who hasn't wanted to take out their aggressive impulses on innocent passersby who are minding their own business? (Besides people who are calm and well-adjusted, I suppose.)  T…

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Quick answers about Family Jewels

How many people are playing Family Jewels right now?: 0 people are playing Family Jewels on Steam right now. In the last 24 hours it peaked at 0 players. The number updates every few minutes.
What is Family Jewels's all-time peak player count?: The highest concurrent player count we've seen for Family Jewels on Steam since tracking began on Nov 1, 2026 is 0, reached in November 2026. We have no player history from before then, so its all-time peak may be higher.
Is Family Jewels good? What do Steam reviews say?: 0% of 1 Steam user reviews are positive.
How much does Family Jewels cost on Steam?: Family Jewels costs $9.99 on Steam (US).

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