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BEHOLD THE KICKMEN is a football game made by someone who has no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as "The Wonderful Game". Start at the bottom of the Big Boring Football Spreadsheet and grind your way up to become the best at the football anyone's ever seen.
- Developer
- Size Five Games
- Publisher
- Size Five Games
- Release date
- Jul 20, 2017
- Install size
- 1 GB minimum
- Platforms
- macOS · Windows
- Steam app ID
- 529440












