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85% positive of 7 · 7 user reviews · Live from Steam
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You like milk? You like tits? Then you’ll love milky tits. Floppy Dick is a parody arcade game with an absurd and provocative theme. Survive rising speed, test your reflexes, choose your difficulty, and see how long you can last. You want it hard… right?
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Review score: 85% on 2026-11-01 → 85% today (7 reviews)
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List of changes:Added Steam Cloud support based on community feedback.
List of changes:Added consumables with unique effectsAdded a skin shop to customize your game, as well as other thingsAdded new translationsVarious improvements and bug fixes