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89% positive of 28 · Positive · Live from Steam
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Clash wits with the most manipulative pirate in gaming history. He will beg, gaslight, and meme until you break. In this satire of gaming culture, your only goal is to NOT press X. But you probably will.
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Review score: 89% on 2026-11-01 → 89% today (28 reviews)
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Huge thanks to everyone who supported the project! As promised, I'm fixing bugs as soon as they are discovered. Plus, there is a special update for that one incredibly patient player who waited for an hour in the main menu and saw through all the pirate's trap…
Bug Fixes & Content UpdateFixed minor menu bugs;Added new phrases for the Pirate.
Steam Deck & Input Prompt Fixes:Fixed text clipping on Steam Deck;Fixed incorrect button prompt detection for Xbox and Steam Deck.
All hands on deck! This is not a drill! The most (un)dangerous and (completely un)armed Pirate is craving freedom! Can you withstand his schemes and manage to do absolutely nothing in a game you actually paid money for? :)Do you sense the catch and the contrad…
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