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Help Patchman rescue the Sheeple from enslavement by the Drone army! But... who is Patchman, and why shouldn't you be him?
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LEADERBOARD CONTEST: At the end of the year we'll be sending out Championship Coffee Mugs to the top players on our Steam leaderboards! We'll take a snapshot of the best scores at the end of each year, post them, and if you're on it you'll just need to contact…
We've rolled out Version 0.5 of our game! This includes a LOT of new content and features, including seven comic book pages and a new main menu. There are still a ton of features waiting to be deployed that are used in later levels. Patchman is no longer a Ste…
Dirty Land is a videogame about real estate, crime, and desperation, inspired by classic sales movies of the 80s and 90s. Step into the shoes of Frank Marsh, a newly hired salesman for Pure Sky Properties, a real estate office where coffee is for closers and t…
http://cdn.edgecast.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/9492136/a420d6e2600b25d6032f7ee5a1d0085d01a39b77.jpg STEAM - COMING SOON Check out the Steam Coming Soon page for Episode Two: http://store.steampowered.com/app/798630/Patchman_vs_Blue_Squa…
http://cdn.edgecast.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/9492136/a420d6e2600b25d6032f7ee5a1d0085d01a39b77.jpg STEAM - COMING SOON Check out the Steam Coming Soon page for Episode Two: http://store.steampowered.com/app/798630/Patchman_vs_Blue_Squa…
http://cdn.edgecast.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/9492136/c22ab8b7bf8e0e521ba3448b2fb936e5cb4605f6.png Hi! Notice anything different? After long deliberation, this package has been renamed to PATCHMAN VS. RED CIRCLES (again!) and most like…
http://cdn.edgecast.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/9492136/c22ab8b7bf8e0e521ba3448b2fb936e5cb4605f6.png Hi! Notice anything different? After long deliberation, this package has been renamed to PATCHMAN VS. RED CIRCLES (again!) and most like…
http://cdn.edgecast.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/9492136/4e7c942c98083ce71198acda90d6ace0548bbf45.jpg Do you want a unique coffee mug proclaiming how GREAT you are? And how you're not even Patchman? Well, you have until the end of Decembe…
http://cdn.edgecast.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/9492136/4e7c942c98083ce71198acda90d6ace0548bbf45.jpg Do you want a unique coffee mug proclaiming how GREAT you are? And how you're not even Patchman? Well, you have until the end of Decembe…
Japanese, French, Russian, Spanish, and German! http://cdn.edgecast.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/9492136/67801507d3e95d17a33fba5fdc6e651aebfd3aa1.png Full menu, story, comic book, and level name translations (basically everything importan…
Japanese, French, Russian, Spanish, and German! http://cdn.edgecast.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/9492136/67801507d3e95d17a33fba5fdc6e651aebfd3aa1.png Full menu, story, comic book, and level name translations (basically everything importan…
Launch is a go!! http://cdn.edgecast.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/9492136/8980e4ed212c7b3283457622be7f5d44a303bc99.png Don't be Patchman? But you ARE Patchman! So how do you stop being him? We can think of one way... We've built, played, …
Launch is a go!! http://cdn.edgecast.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/9492136/8980e4ed212c7b3283457622be7f5d44a303bc99.png Don't be Patchman? But you ARE Patchman! So how do you stop being him? We can think of one way... We've built, played, …
LEADERBOARD CONTEST: At the end of the year we'll be sending out Championship Coffee Mugs to the top players on our Steam leaderboards! We'll take a snapshot of the best scores at the end of each year, post them, and if you're on it you'll just need to contact…
After a lot of debate, we've made a significant change to our game mechanics. The hoe, shovel, and axe have all been modified and placed in different levels. Why? Part of the reason is that the hoe was always supposed to be the most powerful tool, the goto for…
After a lot of debate, we've made a significant change to our game mechanics. The hoe, shovel, and axe have all been modified and placed in different levels. Why? Part of the reason is that the hoe was always supposed to be the most powerful tool, the goto for…
I am very proud to announce the release of DON'T BE PATCHMAN: EPISODE ONE. What is Episode One? There weren't any episodes before! Well, the game has grown too big, so now there are episodes. Each island is an episode. The first island is Episode One, it's the…
I am very proud to announce the release of DON'T BE PATCHMAN: EPISODE ONE. What is Episode One? There weren't any episodes before! Well, the game has grown too big, so now there are episodes. Each island is an episode. The first island is Episode One, it's the…
We've rolled out Version 0.5 of our game! This includes a LOT of new content and features, including seven comic book pages and a new main menu. There are still a ton of features waiting to be deployed that are used in later levels. Patchman is no longer a Ste…
It was always a hope to add animated cutscenes into the game. At one point I (developer Dave) had taken inspiration from Super Meat Boy and tried my hand at animating a scene using Synfig (an opensource Flash-like tool). That didn't work out well enough to go …