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A retro platformer about an old man who collects blue pills amidst urban dangers and bird poop in a desperate effort to reach his girlfriend before he is himself reached by the ever-approaching Grim Reaper.
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Hi friends, We have just updated 'Bernie Needs Love' to 0.831 as a minor between-milestones version increment to fix issues with the analog stick in stage 1-10. Special thanks to 'Zeebrax the Astral Lifejacket' for reporting the bug! http://cdn.akamai.steamsta…
Hi friends, We have just updated 'Bernie Needs Love' to 0.831 as a minor between-milestones version increment to fix issues with the analog stick in stage 1-10. Special thanks to 'Zeebrax the Astral Lifejacket' for reporting the bug! http://cdn.akamai.steamsta…
Hello, friends! We're happy to announce Bernie Needs Love is now updated to version 0.83 for both Windows and Linux platforms! Here's what's new: Added bonus level 2. Added a new music track, "Jawcrusher Ballad", for the 2nd bonus level. Added secret level 2. …
Hello, friends! We're happy to announce Bernie Needs Love is now updated to version 0.83 for both Windows and Linux platforms! Here's what's new: Added bonus level 2. Added a new music track, "Jawcrusher Ballad", for the 2nd bonus level. Added secret level 2. …
Hi, everyone! In our last announcement, we established November as the likely timeframe for the update to version 0.83 to be made available. However, the introduction of the new Jawbreaker-based bonus level proved much more demanding than expected – as it usua…
Hi, everyone! In our last announcement, we established November as the likely timeframe for the update to version 0.83 to be made available. However, the introduction of the new Jawbreaker-based bonus level proved much more demanding than expected – as it usua…
Hi, guys! Life happens, but we're back on track! We're not sure when the next update will be available, but we're progressing. Here is a new preview of the disco-themed stages: Disco stage preview GIF on Imgur We'll share a bit of the soundtrack that will play…
Hi, guys! Life happens, but we're back on track! We're not sure when the next update will be available, but we're progressing. Here is a new preview of the disco-themed stages: Disco stage preview GIF on Imgur We'll share a bit of the soundtrack that will play…
Hi friends, This is a very short update just to keep you informed of our status: the update to version 0.83 is now finished and working 100% on Windows 32 and 64 bit. This version adds one hidden level, one bonus level, one new music track, various bug fixes, …
Hi friends, This is a very short update just to keep you informed of our status: the update to version 0.83 is now finished and working 100% on Windows 32 and 64 bit. This version adds one hidden level, one bonus level, one new music track, various bug fixes, …
Hi friends! Quick dev update: We're still working on the level design of the new hidden stage, and on the mechanics of the 2nd bonus stage - in which we pay homage to the great classic Jawbreaker (for the Atari 2600). Here's a gif with a bit of the aforementio…
Hi friends! Quick dev update: We're still working on the level design of the new hidden stage, and on the mechanics of the 2nd bonus stage - in which we pay homage to the great classic Jawbreaker (for the Atari 2600). Here's a gif with a bit of the aforementio…