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Do your Steam friends think you're too normal? Do you need a status that'll spice up their life? Introducing "How Heavy Are My Nuts?" The Game. Have the time of your life explaining this one to your father when he inevitably walks in on you playing it.
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Review score: 100% on 2026-11-01 → 100% today (4 reviews)
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Added a new achievement and made That Heavy!? possible to achieve
Patched a bug allowing the Rewind achievement to be earned without clicking the Play Again button.
May your nuts be heavy and your days be full. Here's a list of changes this update has brought: Added: + 10 new achievements + 2 new hidden achievements + 1 easter egg + "Replay" and "Quit" buttons on the Win screen Removed: - Automatic game close upon winning…
So, how heavy are your nuts? I've noticed many new sales today - How many of you are here because of a gift on this fine day? And to anyone who did gift this, I appreciate you. I wish everyone the heaviest of nuts and the longest of shlongs - until next time.