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Thirsty Suitors is a surreal story-driven game which throws turn-based RPG battles, skating and over-the-top cooking mechanics together in a spicy fusion! This isn't a dating sim - it's a breakup simulator. Battle your exes. Disappoint your parents. Find yourself.
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Review score: 97% on 2026-11-01 → 97% today (235 reviews)
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Thanks to everyone who's played and shared their love for Thirsty Suitors. We're launching a significant update for the game today, alongside a 20% Winter Sale discount. We hope you'll check it out! Full Patch Notes: Added a new difficulty setting, Extra Hot, …
See how Thirsty Suitors was developed and check out early prototypes. Battle Your Exes. Disappoint Your Parents. Find Yourself. From Outerloop Games comes Thirsty Suitors - a game about culture, relationships, family pressures, and expressing oneself. Can Jala…
See how Thirsty Suitors was developed and check out early prototypes. Battle Your Exes. Disappoint Your Parents. Find Yourself. From Outerloop Games comes Thirsty Suitors - a game about culture, relationships, family pressures, and expressing oneself. Can Jala…
