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Use our innovative patented funky fresh ChairF*cker simulation tech to meet the chair of your wildest dreams.
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Review score: 95% on 2026-11-01 → 95% today (782 reviews)
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https://clan.akamai.steamstatic.com/images//37660032/520b4167816cc05b4ef8a9ea685a0e38933d0d89.gif Your government-assigned couch spouse has ARRIVED on the scene. So mac truck back up whack up that snack up stuff that food into those cushions and go full concen…
HEY CRRAIG HIY KYLE NO CAP BRAYDEN you tired of f*cking a puny chair and watching ur billionaire friends have SICKASS sock darning lessons on their plump-ass trophy couches? BRO, double dip your shoe shine in-between these wet sofa cushions like a privileged V…
HELLO CHAIR FANS & ENTHUSIASTS Take off your skid marks and get ready to raw straight through the cave cheese and deep dive into that soft onion-to-onion grappling flavor. We bring you a small pretty OK update. It's not bad! One that will be sure to make you g…
- Minor bug fix - Added an Settings option to Auto-Hide the cursor - Lil bit of new name food
T̴h̴e̴ ̴C̴h̴a̴i̴r̴ ̴F̴*̴c̴k̴i̴n̴g̴ ̴S̴i̴m̴u̴l̴a̴t̴o̴r̴ ̴1̴.̴2̴ ̴C̴o̴n̴t̴e̴n̴t̴ ̴U̴p̴d̴a̴t̴e̴ ̴A̴p̴p̴e̴a̴r̴s̴ Has the gloss worn off of your trash can? Tired of buffing out the stains on your upholstery with your center of gravity? Time to take the wet ham out …
What’s that, you say? You found yourself taken aback by sedentary allure & pleasure? A minor but curvy update has appeared to improve your simulation satisfaction. * A new chair and 2 new variations have hatched from their eggs and now appear in the regular li…
Your friends, enemies, and respected heroes all will appreciate the gift of CHAIR F*CKING SIMULATOR this HOLIDAY SEASON. Currently on sale 20% OFF for the Steam Winter Sale until Jan 2nd!
https://media.giphy.com/media/wzygmK4ZQ5XrLbLRSJ/giphy.gif 🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃 ℍ𝔸𝕃𝕃𝕆𝕎𝔼𝔼ℕ came back. Holy crap! It returned! We better celebrate by letting a bunch of pumpkins watch us slap the bassline. For all of Oc…
Hello, we decided to update and add 1 chair. Please enjoy branded wrist bracelets and flavored condoms. 🏳🌈💖 https://media.giphy.com/media/hR5PFU7TOhIVNtpJLO/giphy.gif Other fascinating things in this update 🪑: New name text strings Bug fixes for googley e…
https://media.giphy.com/media/wzygmK4ZQ5XrLbLRSJ/giphy.gif 🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃 In time for ℍ𝔸𝕃𝕃𝕆𝕎𝔼𝔼ℕ comes our newest u̷p̴d̵a̴t̸e̴, featuring new content and bugfixes. - Halloween theme added ! (Aᴠᴀɪʟᴀʙʟᴇ ᴜɴᴛɪʟ Nᴏᴠᴇᴍ…
Dust off the f*ck bin, because in these uncertain times you're going to need every last scrap in there. Put aside your differences with every chair, because they all need to GIDDIT. Don't forget to charge your phone, and put a clean sock on each toe. Most impo…
Launch❤️day🧡is💛tomorrow.💚It💙crawls💜ever❤️closer,🧡like💛a💚sock💙full💜of❤️filth🧡hamsters.
Alright bergère buckaroos! Steam review stuff is getting sorted out, and we have a locked in release date ▬▬ ｡ﾟ・*.☆ﾟ JULY 7TH ☆ﾟ.*・｡ﾟ ▬▬▬ Please refrain from destroying the universe until then. Or do your best at least. 💺 🥂 🪑
Ok well, hello beloved chair courting companions. The Steam review process has been taking much longer than expected, possibly because the earth is busy trying to blow itself up this year. We allotted 2 weeks to get through testing, but admittedly we also did …
Behold, Friends! The time is upon us all to bring our gamiest of faces to the most exciting of release. For all of us who have performed at less than our best while fucking chairs, this is the training simulator that will Save. Your. LIFE! Learn all of the "in…